I can't believe I didn't post this before. Anyway, here is some accident-unrelated funniness to amuse you courtesy of the Raging Grannies.
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Bomb Iraq
If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq If the terrorists are Saude And the bank takes back your Audi And the tv shows are bawdy Bomb Iraq
If the corporate scandal's growin' , bomb Iraq And your ties to them are showin' , bomb Iraq If the smoking gun ain't smokin' We don't care, and we're not jokin' That Saddam will soon be croakin' Bomb Iraq
Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq So to hell with the inspections Let's look tough for the elections Close your mind and take directions Bomb Iraq
While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq If the ozone hole is growing Some things we prefer not knowing (Though our ignorance is showing) Bomb Iraq
So here's one for dear old Daddy, bomb Iraq From his favorite little laddie, bomb Iraq Saying "no" would look like treason It's the Hussein hunting season Even if we have no reason Bomb Iraq