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A Fairy Tale
2003-09-08 - 08:26:59
Okay, I've seen this on a few blogs and diaries, including Raevyn's, so I just had to try my hand at this. :)
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FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young CONTRACTOR named BOB. He was ROUGHLY JUMPING in the PUTRID forest when he met REDISH BRUNO, a run-away UNDERTAKER from the SCRATCHY Queen MAUREEN.
BOB could see that REDISH BRUNO was hungry so he reached into his ZIP-LOCK BAG and give him his IRRIDESCENT SPAGHETTI. REDISH BRUNO was thankful for BOB's SPAGHETTI, so he told BOB a very SPARKLY story about Queen MAUREEN's daughter PATRICIA. How her mother, the SCRATCHY Queen MAUREEN, kept her locked away in a MAUSOLEUM protected by a gigantic COW, because PATRICIA was so LURID.
BOB WAITED. He vowed to REDISH BRUNO the UNDERTAKER that he would save the LURID PATRICIA. He would POINTS the COW, and take PATRICIA far away from her eveil mother, the SCRATCHY Queen MAUREEN, and SITS her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a HAIRY THUNDER STORM and REDISH BRUNO the UNDERTAKER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic COW from his story. SCRATCHY Queen MAUREEN ROTATED out from behind a TYPEWRITER and struck BOB dead. In the far off MAUSOLEUM you could hear a CRASH.
THE END.
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